Extreme high fiving is totally a sport

Today's guest post is the Imma Do Candyland Better than Candyland second place winner, Anne! She even drew pics! I promise, I'll be back to normal blogginess tomorrow (I think). But until then, read this, eat your vegetables, check out THIS POST where Candyland gets mad props from Cogitate editors, slop de' bass mon, and for the love of Bert, don't forget to watch Deadliest Catch tonight. Phil Harris's time has come to an end (too soon) and Imma be a complete mess. RIP Phil...


Now, I give you, Anne.


I wish that I could do Candyland. *Ahem* I mean I wish I could do Candyland better than Candyland, but it is quite evident I fail at blogging. I have no will to entertain some days. I wish I could just take a pic and post different extreme styles of  high fives instead. Everyday a new high five. You know, I may do that anyways.

It'll be like when I was a kid trying to invent new ways to jump off of the moving swing. There was the Luigi-- when my legs still moved in circles mid-flight. Or the Indiana Jones-- when I shouted "In Latin Jehovah begins with an 'I' while flying through the air. Except now the high fives will be that--times one hundred. I'm thinking of pulling an Edward Cullen for my first attempt. It'll be a quick climb up my 100ft pine tree while screaming "Hold on tight spider monkey!" And then I'll jump to slap five to the poor unsuspecting victims below. 

My Favorite post is your first. I dug way back to find the river's source and instead found the fountain of youth. Thank you for posting all of your blunders and successes. It's great being able to laugh and learn at the same time.

Aww crap. Thank, Anne. It's really sweet of you. I (attempt to) bare my soul, good and bad, and only hope you'll all read and maybe comment. I went back to re-read the first post and accidentally deleted it *GASP* I somehow (kind of) recovered it, but it's no longer online. Sooo, I'll repost when I get my effing head screwed on straight..(hoping tomorrow)


Regardless of the missing post, I take comfort in knowing when everything else is gone, I'll still.have.you.

(the only)

Candyland. OUT.