I eat hashtags like you for breakfast

My coffee must've spawned little caffeine-enhanced GRRRR BUBBLZ, because the Latina in me is out in full force *waves finger around with identical neck sway* But not in a shoulder-bump/weave pull/fight by pinch-- kind of way. More like"girl, you so crazy, so Imma borrow your linguistic skillz for a hot minute." You've seen it around. I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about as soon as I say it. It needs no introduction. But I hope my phrase brings the world a little more joy.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee Fartypants sales decrease by one customer. Actually, maybe they increase by one customer. Maybe the tee is irrelevant to gas. Who knows.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee Candyland refrains from dropping anything in a toilet for another day. Okay, so maybe a day is pushing it. We'll say an hour or two.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee a fellow Tiny Dancer finds the confidence to love the muffin top spilling over the spandex biker shorts with matching sequined headband and basks in the irony of the song.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee the offspring calls her "bumpy crack" it's appropriate name.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee @NewMedicine write a(nother) song about me. Okay not really, but I can pretend when they say "you better pray she took her morning medication, or you might have to pick her up at the police station," it's about me.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee Taylor Lautner gets another ab. Not another ripple, but like a whole other ab.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee your taste in clothing dramatically improves. Like Jen. She's cute without the tee, even cuter with. Be like Jen. Be cute in a Joy tee.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee a head magically appears on Candyland's torso. Press "Buy Now" and I'll instantly be staring you in the credit card. Though I didn't say whose head...

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee BR80 gets more delicious. Okay, not really. Because he's already at the deliciousness limit for all human kind. And I'm totally talking about the most delicious organ on the man--his compassionate heart.

#everytimeyouorderjoy2theworldtee the a-hole dog next door shuts his yapper. Well, he does when I see I have an order in, and I yell out the back door for him to shut the.............nevermind.

#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee someone annoying on Young & the Restless gets offed.


#everytimeyouorderajoy2theworldtee one less kitten is put through something like this:

Okay so ordering a Joy 2 the World tee does some really awesome things and may be responsible for an increase in Fartypants traffic. Bonus. More importantly, buying a Joy tee (with a portion of each one sold going directly to Joy 2 the World) actually gives others joy. Be the change, and look cute doing it. See the "Buy Now" button to the right? Yeah.....
*end of web-o-mmercial*

Team Joy BR80 Candyland. Out.<--I'm so confused:/