Random Fact: I
Random Fact: I'm TERRI-EFFING-FIED of (not scary movies or spiders or anything normal) the toilet seat up. The sight of the---uggghhhh---rim. Okay, I can't even talk about it without cringing. I think I hear the creepy music...
That was extra spooky and I sort of liked it. But your hands smelled like...licorice. Weird. Anyway, Immmaaa keep this short because it's a holiday weekend (sort of). Be safe. Get some [candy] (not me). Scare some kids. The offspring says: