So, fast forward to life now. What have you been doing with your free time? I've been [redacted], and [redacted] and [unintelligible]. So, whew! As you can see, YIKES! But today I'm here for an announcement of two kinds. I almost wrote "kids" and that would have been weird.
NUMERO UNO: My dear, friend Sharon has just launched her new website and not only is she super talented, crazy sweet, and thoughtful, but also amazeballs at editing, critiquing, and basically any kind of polishing per your manuscripts and such. She is so awesome, in fact, that she is giving away your choice here:
- A critique/line edits for the 1st 250 words of a picture book
- Critique/line edits for the 1st seven pages of a novel
- A query critique/line edits
She's so generous with her time and talent, all I'm asking you to do for an entry is to leave a comment telling me what the H-E-Double Hockey Stick you've been up to since last we spoke/wrote/mimed. That's it.
Also, you can check check chiggity check out her site HERE and actually hire and pay her and stuff.
Oh, and announcement #2: I've launched the same kind of site but with a few tweaks. It's not a competing site, as it's all the same goodies I've been working on for ten years. But now...NOW (!!!)...I have a real website to go with it. I still endorse Sharon and all she does and maybe we can even tag team with my ghostwriting + her line editing or something of the sort and offer a combo discount (wink wink).
But if you're looking for more of the writing end, check me out, yo. I'll offer a free query critique for anyone who shares this post and brags to me about it (so I can keep track), via email. If ya don't know it, leave the link in the comments. I'm not sure how many of you even need either of these services anymore as it seems the vast majority of you have gotten agents and sold books, but, ya know, pass it on.
Yay! Because we're all in this together, right?