Friday, November 19, 2010

Feel Me Up Friday: I eat hair and junk

Upon calculating yesterday's Waldo comments, it seems the consensus was almost torn completely down the middle. The hubs, i'm sure, will bask in this for many days.

I'm not feeling, you know, IT, today. So let's just get to it, shall we?

Random Fact: I went to the store with good intentions. Intentions count for something, don't they? I wanted to get some fruit and junk, but when I got home and put the food away, it seems the fruit stayed behind and all I had was junk #badcandy

Random Fact: When the offspring and I ate dinner, I noticed a string of hair connected to the bite I was chewing. But I kept chewing until the hair was mixed with food. And swallowed. I ate my hair. #weirdcandy

Oh, crap. I'm stuffed. Oh wait. This wasn't suppose to be about food? Well then...

Candyland has a bit of a headache (leftovers from last night's migraine doozy), so you tell me: What did you have for dinner last night? Was hair involved?
Candyland. OUT.

17 comments:

Jessica Bell said...

A nice big pork chop! Needed some iron. :o) That hair thing reminds me of a girl I knew who though she had an eyelash stuck in her eye. She finally found it and pulled it out. But it kept coming and coming and coming (she had really long hair btw) It had wrapped itself around the back of her eyeball!!!!

salarsenッ said...

Ooh, the hair thang. My house is infested. The boys are always crabby about my long hair everywhere. (Screw'em.)

We spent hours slaving on last night's meal: Thai food. It took forever to find the phone number.

Tracy said...

I ate out last night, so I pray to God there was no hair in my food!!

And I can't think now, because I'm totally grossed out by Jessica's comment.

Anne said...

I had to make two shopping trips this week because I forgot basically everything I needed.

Ughhhh don't eat your hair! Ack!

Joanna St. James said...

funny thing about dinner last night, the doctor put me on some crazy pills that make me eat and nauseous if i dont. we went out to play and got back home around 7 I was so hungry I grabbed the leftover couscous from lunch and scarfed it down (I always feed my kid 1st) the husband and toddler just stared at me like I was going crazy. I was too hungry to offer an explanation. if there was hair in my food oh well it tasted yummy.

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Okay, this is sad. I actually had to strain my brain cells to remember what I ate for dinner. Which is really sad consider the drama I went through the get the damn pork tenderloin in the first place. ;)

No, for once my food was hair free. Not easy these day since both my daughter and I have long hair. Only hers is blond and mine is brown.

Melissa said...

Last night was a hair-free night for eating, but the night before...no such luck. This time it was my daughter who found a strand in her spaghetti. *how she ever found that in spaghetti is beyond me!

Falen (Sarah Ahiers) said...

eating hair - eeeggghhh, gross.

Matthew Rush said...

We had left over pizza, but when there's a shedding year old German Shepard in the house there is ALWAYS hair involved.

Linda G. said...

I had a fried egg and instant grits. (Why, yes, TG did have a show & wasn't there to cook for me--how did you guess?) No hair, as far as I know, but I wasn't really paying attention.

Nicole Zoltack said...

lol I shed hair all the time. After I moved out of my parents house, my siblings were still finding my hair everywhere. 'Ew, it's a Nicole's hair!'

One of the nice parts when I'm pregnant - I don't shed. Never have to worry about clogging the tub drain.

Elana Johnson said...

Grilled cheese sandwiches. No hair, but plenty of ash. I seem to burn everything I cook. No lie.

Nate Wilson said...

Turkey chili, you're the one
You make supper lots of fun
Turkey chili, I'm awfully fond of you
(Woo woo be doo)

P.S. The chili was hairless.

Lenny Lee* said...

hi miss candace! yikes you ate your hair! ack! could a human spit up a hair ball? ha ha last night my brother made some hot and spicy nachos. que bueno!! i had some coke and for dessert i ate some reeses mini peanut butter cups.
...hugs from lenny

Kelly Breakey said...

Pizza and no hair was involved. But can I just say, it was soooo goooood.

Jamie Burch said...

Sadly, my hair has ended up in my food as well. I'm the only one who's been a victim so far. But I haven't actually ate it or I just didn't realize it. Yikes!

Hope you're feeling better.

Shannon said...

Sorry it took me so long to get over here. Long weekend.

The hair thing. GROSS. If you knew how easily I gag, you'd be laughing.