Friday, November 12, 2010

Feel Me Up: I sneeze noodles. And them eat them again. So what.

Truth time (when is it not): I've been overwhelmed with you peeps. Like, you remind me every single day why I continue to do what I do. I can't tell you how much I love all 369 of you, because it's a ridiculous amount that transcends normal limits.

Anyway, today will be short because I've promised myself I'd accomplish some very specific revisions starting today, and when I tell myself to do something, I usually listen. But when I don't, no one punishes me. The best of both worlds. I'm thinking of pretty much killing myself to make it over to the Baker's Dozen next Thursday, but that would be insane with all the work I have to do...*laughs awkwardly because I will probably still enter*

I don't care if you washed your hands today or not. You love me the way I am, and today, I will love you even with virtual germs. As long as you promise to wash next week...

Random Fact: So yesterday there may have been an incident where Candyland might have been eating noodles and possibly sneezed a few out. She may have picked up the sneezles (sneeze noodles) and put them back in her mouth. I'm not proud.

Random Fact: When clipping coupons (sexy, right?), I suddenly decided I'm going to start buying all of my clothes from these ads:
Convenient, they come in various colors and WHOA what a value. So from now on, you should picture this Candyland profile pic, instead of the old one:
That was weird and gross and I think I liked it! I'm discovering some strange things about myself. Maybe next week it'll feel like we both know what we're doing again. Practice makes...I forgot what I was saying...


Have you ever ordered anything from the coupon ads, friends? How about eaten something that you've spit/sneezed/coughed up? Be honest. Candy knows when you're lying...


Candyland. OUT.
P.S. A belated HAPPY VETEREN'S DAY to my (not so little) little bro who is currently in Afghanistan...xoxo

28 comments:

salarsenッ said...

Please, when you receive your order from Blair, take pictures of you draped in your new duds. Pwwwease.... Good luck with your revisions. I'm here if you need help slapping your computer.

Linda G. said...

Ha-ha! Well, I was going to have Pad Thai noodles for lunch today, but I think I've changed my mind... ;)

Anne said...

Ahahahah! Well you know my love of coups and those ads are not the exception. If I can get two mumus (moomoos?) for the price of one count me in!

Pam Torres said...
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Pam Torres said...

Ok, any piece of clothing under 20 bucks is a good deal. I'm just glad I am now a writer and not in sales, talk about spending money on clothes. Now I get to wear my PJ's all day if I feel like it. I love being a writer...

Kelly Breakey said...

What? Is sneezing and re-eating frowned upon?

I learn something new here every day!

A. Grey said...

Adds, no, Goodwill, all the time.

As for the sneezles... no... but we used to *still does if she's with her BFF and wine has been opened* hold one end of a Ramon noodle and swallow the other, then pull it back out... My BFF's older brother (now a respected ornithologist...) did this to torment us on winter nights while we were trapped in a cabin with him and had no electricity. Finally we decided to learn how to do it ourselves... like to prove something... what, I can't remember...

Falen (Sarah Ahiers) said...

regardining the noodles:
it may or may not have caused me to throw up in my mouth a little.

Falen (Sarah Ahiers) said...

regarding the typo:
i apologize. my room is very cold and my fingers sluggish

Renae said...

Love the adds and I want pictures when your new clothes arrive. This I have got to see!

LTM said...

girl! honestly.

OK, you know I'm gigglin. Actually, my oldest just did that yesterday. Except she sneezed a Nerds. Can't let that go to waste! ;p

Joanna St. James said...

you were joking about those clothes right? and the noodles too right?

Kelly said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I don't know if it was the noodle story or the outfit! :)

Kelly said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I don't know if it was the noodle story or the outfit! :)

Lenny Lee* said...

hi miss candace! yikes! sneezles! ha ha. i didnt ever sneezle. but one time when i was going at the bathroom i sneezed out my bubble gum & it shot like a rocket and SWACK it stuck up on the lifted up toilet seat. i just got started chewing it so for sure i couldnt toss it out so i picked it off the seat and got it back in my mouth.
...laughs and hugs from lenny

Colene Murphy said...

My initial reaction to the noodle sneezing then eating was ew...but then I actually thought about it happening to me...can't waste good food is all I'm gonna say.

Good luck on your revisions!

Matthew Rush said...

Beth said 69. LOL.

Tina Lynn said...

I like to suck on ice and spit it back in my drink. Is that gross enough for ya?

Creepy Query Girl said...

yuck candy. Das gross. But I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to share with us...go that extra step. Soon we'll be borrowing your deoterant:) And I say go for it with the clothes...they might look better on. I almost bought some turtle necks from a discount grocery store once..almost.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

I once sneezed twizzler pieces out my nose. It wasn't pretty. Good luck with your revisions, and have an awesome weekend! :-)

Robyn Campbell said...

Gotta check you out in your new duds. Do let me know when they arrive in your mailbox. :) Oh, and the sneezing/eating thang? Me? Ahem, NEVER.

Happy Veterans Day to your brother. Thank him for me, will you?

Jen Daiker said...

Your my strange best friend, I'd like to shrink you and put you in my pocket... and give you a tiny cup of baby noodles.

Oh yeah, I just said that crap out loud. I'm not proud.

Elana Johnson said...

Dude, I can't stop laughing about the noodles.

And I can punish you if you'd like. I'm totally expecting a report and if I don't get it... Forgeddaboudit.

Nicole Zoltack said...

LMAO re: the noodles

And you must post pictures after you receive your order from Blair. Promise me.

Good luck with your revisions!

Susan Fields said...

I can't remembering ever sneezing food out and then eating it again...but who knows?

Yes, happy Veteran's Day to your brother!

Tawna Fenske said...

Feeling you up is so very pleasant when I have that sweater to contend with.

Tawna

Tracy said...

I may not be the right person to respond to this...but I think so long as the sneezles fell within the 5 second rule what you did was perfectly fine.

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