Monday, May 2, 2011

My dog is crosseyed + I want bigger MOOBS

The A to Z challenge is officially over and O-M-G I'm SOOO ready to get back to my mindless, regularly scheduled postings. Okay, so, my A to Z posts were as mindless as all my others, but still. They lacked a certain flava. You know, that bittersweet taste of...what's the word...CANDY.

Welcome new friends, btw. You'll soon see, if you haven't already, this is a place for all. No matter your size, shape, or IQ, you can always come here and *know* you are sort of AMAZING.

Speaking of, throughout the challenge, there were some interesting search stats. Um, you all are weird.

There are no cons. Justin Bieber is definitely overrated. Don't doubt yourself, fellow searcher. 

 I am absolutely priceless. Unless you have an indecent proposal of sorts. In which case, I cost. A lot.

 I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping my sekrit project under wraps. Hrm...

 ......There are no words....I'm sorry your dog is cross-eyed...

Bigger is not always better, but to get bigger MOOBS, uh, eat more.

I love you, fellow weirdos. LOVE.

Tell me, what have you searched for lately? Anything weird? I won't tell.

Candyland. OUT.

20 comments:

Jen Daiker said...

Love doesn't even describe how much I care for you. This is all the awesome, Moobs, cross-eyed dogs, and New Medicine. A one stop shop of awesomehood.

Jessica Bell said...

hahahaha! OMG! Are people just weird, or what? And HOW did your blog come up over the cross-eyed dog thing? Bizarre!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You and Copyboy search for some unusual things...

Lindsay said...

hahahaha. I love the weird way people search for things on the interwebs. Also, cross-eyed dogs? I hope they found an answer somewhere! :)

i.ikeda said...

Lmao! Damn those searches are amazing. How do you get to your blog searching for cure for cross-eyed dogs?

Unfortunately my own searches aren't nearly that weird, but you've inspired me to start. Just to see what I'll get.

Matthew MacNish said...

Most of those are me. Especially Candyland biscuits, since I was hungry.

Also: why outlining is hard for me? That's what she said.

Lenny Lee* said...

hi miss candace! for sure you got me laughing on those searches. that cross eyed dog one is soooo funny. ha ha. i could tell you what im been searching but for sure id get in trouble. ack! ha ha.
...big hugs from lenny

Colene Murphy said...

Oh...oh so much giggling...But seriously, how ARE your biscuits?

Abby Minard said...

Bahaha, love it. Ah...so glad to be back in the mind of miss Candyland. I definitely need bigger moobs.

Kelly said...

Ha ha ha ha! Moobs made the search list!

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Welcome back, girlfriend. THAT was a Candyland post! :-)

L.J. Boldyrev said...

Lmao! Love the moobs!

Holly Ruggiero said...

The strangest thing is that they brought them here. Hum, maybe I better look through your archives.

Nicole Zoltack said...

lol moobs!

upinthecosmos said...

LOL... I search weird stuff all the time but I'm not giving up my secrets:-) Stop in & read The Challenge Never Ends

Carolyn V said...

LOL! That's just awesome.

Heather said...

Some of those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing them with us, I totally needed a laugh!

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* Oh, wacky blogger... I should check my search terms, but so often they just have nothing to do with me... possibly the way you feel about bigger MOOBS... *snort*

Auto Title Loans said...

I would be lying if I didn't say that made me laugh out loud just now and get a lot of weird looks around the office. How do you feel being categorized with Moobs, Bieber and a cross-eyed dog? I wouldn't know if I should be flattered or insulted.

Jo Schaffer said...

Hahah! What the hellll?