Worst, Most Asshole-ish Bark Award: The stupid dog next door
See How Late Your Children Can Scream Next To My Bedroom Window Award: D-Bags who own stupid dog
Interrupt My Writing Time Award: Oh, looky here. Next Door gets it again.
Wake My Napping Child Up Award: ............
Catchin muh drift? We live next to jerkwads. The best part? They don't care. Sooooo, *claps* bravo redneck neighbors. BRAV-FREAKIN-O. *ahem*
Anywho, Friday snuck up on me like a mofo, (which is weird since I haven't done much all week) and unfortunately, I had a problem downloading pics for today's supposed dedication. I'll work on it this weekend and it shall be Monday's highlight (or suckfest, if you hate it). The good news is, if you've yet to get a picture in, send it to me at candaceganger@yahoo.com. Anything that means something to you.
Random Fact: I've worn the same anklet for almost 6 years straight. It's one of those neon pink arcade doo-dads. The hubs won it for me showing off his game skillzzz. Needless to say I was impressed *shaking head* It's worn and faded, but still hangin' on.
Random Fact: They used to call me Woody. No fancy story, just a part of my old last name. Boring, I know.
Thanks for feeling me up again. You have soft hands. Now onto the awards:
Congrats, winners on your sweet new ride award. OOHHH and, I have a special Public Service Announcement I'd like to share regarding my "Follower" status...Enjoy. Happy freaking Friday.
Candyland. OUT.
23 comments:
Hmm. I think you might live next to my old neighbors. Does the guy have a huge mullet and stand on his porch at 8 AM drinking a Natty Lite and yelling obscenities at people?
bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Is that your voice???????????????????????? hehehehee I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEd that video!!!!!!! Can I possibly express my enthusiam ANY - FREKIN - MORE??? Candyland ... I think I love you :)
Okay, I almost fell over laughing at that video - you rock, girl!!
Have a great weekend :)
"Dude, I can totally still hear you." LOL!
Have a great weekend, hopefully that dog will take a nap. =)
Hahahaha! That was awesome! I am graciously accepting my award *blushes*
Haha, oh wow thanks for the award! Now I have something to celebrate tonight with my Friday night cocktail.
Unfortunately wordpress' server is acting up today and so images aren't showing on my blog (gah). Hope the problem will soon be solved.
Have a great weekend!
Omigosh, that video is hilarious! How cool that you can make them say your words!
By D-Bags do you mean Dirt or Douche? I suppose both would apply.
Neighbors, er people, suck sometimes.
Congrats to all the award winners.
Today's guest blogger is The Alliterative Allomorph!
Thanks so much for the award! Yay for awards!
I can totally relate -I HATE the dog across the courtyard! Barks and barks for HOURS!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Love it! The righteous burp was the cherry on top!
I'll put a link up on my blog over the weekend to pimp yo ass, help you get to 100.
Nothin' but love,
Lola
LOL love the video! Thanks!
Happy Feel you up Friday! Felt gooood. lol. As for your neighbors- I would burn garbage whenever they're downwind. OR do a compost pile as close to their side of the lawn as possible;) Yeah.
Your suburbia musings crack me up!
HOLY CRAP THESE THINGS ARE HILARIOUS!!! I am loving them, I've seen these twice now (not sure if I saw the other one on your blog, if I did excuse my blonde moment!)
"I'm going to take a nap because you're boring the hell out of me" Bahahaha Candyland you crack me up!
Congrats on the award, Candace!
At least you don't have a neighbor who almost burned down your house because he was too lazy to extinguish a cigarette properly. I mean, what's with that? And on top of that, kept parking his truck in front of your house so that you were forced to carry groceries and the kids down the hill while 5 months pregnant.
Fortunately, he moved away soon after. Hopefully you have the same luck with your neighbors (the moving part). ;)
Have a great weekend!
I'm glad my neighbors are quiet.
Ad I love Feel Me Up Friday. It's the most action I've had all week. So, thanks. ;)
Holy cow - that is such a crack up!
I love it.
What a-hole neighbors. UGH. Sorry, dude.
But awesome video! This is the second one I've seen today! I might have to explore that text-to-vid stuff....
I left some love over at my blog for you!! Come check it out when you have a chance :)
Haha this was hilarious! Especially the video!
And thanks I moisturize (you've prob heard that a billion times but it's a classic).
Congrats on the followers, you can count me in. I just started following and already I'm enticed by your funny posts.
By the way, loved your Famous Friday Entry! I left a comment in reply to yours on my blog :) Thanks for the interest!!!!!!
Dear lovely Candace,
TAG! You are it. Check my blog to hear the rules of this game.
<3,
Me ;)
Thanks for the Too Cool award!
I feel very cool now. :)
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