Wehn writing this post, I realized I'm a lot crazier than I first thought. Here I've been walking around thinking "I'm only like a 5 on the crazy scale." Boy was I wrong. I'm a smidge closer to 7. Okay. Like 8....9???
You know you're on writer-electro-overload when...
-The offspring asks for lunch and you text "pnut btr or grld chz?" to her pretend cell
-The hubs wants alone time and you Tweet @eganger I'd love to but #amwriting
-When the microwave timer goes off, you dive for your phone
-You've started talking to your coffee maker. Damn thing won't shut up.
-When asked to sign a permission slip for offspring's class you Google "what is pen and paper"
-You bring your phone into the shower to multi-task (and feel less lonely)
-You consider a big night: Running to the DQ in your jammies then speeding home to cuddle the laptop
-You brush your teeth with your feet so you can reply to the hilarious LOLCAT vid someone posted
-During human interaction, you format your conversation re: agent submission guidelines
-Dinner is anything you can make with your mind because you're not moving from your effing spot
-Your butt is in the permanent shape of whatever you've been sitting on
-Your fingers have keyboard letters etched onto the pads
-When your mother asks why you didn't return her call, you tell her it's in your TBH(eard) pile (she's lucky it's not slush)
-You haven't bathed in a week but all your emails have been answered *ding* wait. Just one more...
What about you...how do YOU know when you're on writer-eletro-overload?