First order of biznass: Thanks for all your well wishes re: my balls (hehe).
Sincerely. I now know I must really take good care of my balls (hehe). The ones I lose, well, sucks for them (so she tells herself). Plus if you haven't noticed, I'm sort of the OBSESSIVE type. I mean, just a little. So if my balls (hehe) get lost or dropped, I'll just find a new one to fawn over. Until it's sick of me.
Sort of like this band you may have heard of. They're like my biggest ball (hehe) aside from work, blog, family...wait...maybe those aren't in the right order...But they're the ball (hehe) that keeps me going.
Now that you've seen how well I take care of one of my balls (hehe), I think it's time for a little perspective from the hubs. Does he think I have what it takes to juggle so many effing balls (hehe)? Candyland is THAT CRAZY!<---preparing for global domination or public humiliation (either way, really)
If you can't see the video because you're reading from work or your effing iPhone (hubs), you're not missing much. In fact, this is probably one of my worst posts yet! Lucky you! Joking. Sort of. Not really. Apparently, I have way too many balls, I should share with the hubs and care for the rest carefully. Sounds like a lot of work....
Until tomorrow, friends, tell me...have you had enough of my balls yet? In case you haven't, feel free to order this hunk of sexxxaayy clothing from The Candyland Store:
P.S. Want the shirt but not my name? Get "(YOUR NAME) Has Balls" instead. Because we all have balls.