Wednesday, October 13, 2010

More on my balls...

First order of biznass: Thanks for all your well wishes re: my balls (hehe).

Sincerely. I now know I must really take good care of my balls (hehe). The ones I lose, well, sucks for them (so she tells herself). Plus if you haven't noticed, I'm sort of the OBSESSIVE type. I mean, just a little. So if my balls (hehe) get lost or dropped, I'll just find a new one to fawn over. Until it's sick of me.

Sort of like this band you may have heard of. They're like my biggest ball  (hehe) aside from work, blog, family...wait...maybe those aren't in the right order...But they're the ball (hehe) that keeps me going.

Now that you've seen how well I take care of one of my balls (hehe), I think it's time for a little perspective from the hubs. Does he think I have what it takes to juggle so many effing balls (hehe)? Candyland is THAT CRAZY!<---preparing for global domination or public humiliation (either way, really)
video
If you can't see the video because you're reading from work or your effing iPhone (hubs), you're not missing much. In fact, this is probably one of my worst posts yet! Lucky you! Joking. Sort of. Not really. Apparently, I have way too many balls, I should share with the hubs and care for the rest carefully. Sounds like a lot of work....

Until tomorrow, friends, tell me...have you had enough of my balls yet? In case you haven't, feel free to order this hunk of sexxxaayy clothing from The Candyland Store:
Candyland. OUT.
P.S. Want the shirt but not my name? Get "(YOUR NAME) Has Balls" instead. Because we all have balls.

28 comments:

Renae said...

Your husband is such a good sport. Love the shirt by the way. Once again you have me laughing at my screen, trying not to wake the entire house!

Shainer said...

Now I'm finding myself laughing at "balls." Come on Shain you are more mature than this, well not really. Go ahead we can always stand to hear about more balls, just refrain from and graphic descriptions (hehe).

Stina Lindenblatt said...

You sound like my 8 yo son who is obsessed with his balls (hehe), and constantly wants new ones.

Jen Daiker said...

Stupid work... I wanted to see the stupid video.

Balls (hehe)

Sweet shirt... I'm a fan :)

Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

Okay, so I'm laughing while I type. And wondering if I can get away with wearing a balls t-shirt. Hmmm.

thetitanproject said...

I like how you market yourself with t-shirt logos :) << that's a non pervy face.

Hey my friends are in a contest to win band of the month for San Francisco and they need really cool and totally random people to vote for their band Commissure on this website:

http://sf.thedelimagazine.com/snacks

Vote Commissure. It only takes about 6 seconds and the polls close in like 2 days on the 15th of October. You don't have to obvious, it'd just be really cool if you did.

You're awesome!

Anne said...

You have soiled my thoughts for the second day in a row. I think I need a content warning slapped on here. :)

Creepy Query Girl said...

I'm not sick of your balls. But lately I've been wanting to sink the south park cook's suck on my salted chocolate balls song. Now I know why...

Joanna St. James said...

*raises a glass* to you and yer balls rock on!

Linda G. said...

I think you and your hubs are perfect for each other. <3

Kelly said...

Hells Bells! We alls gots balls!
:) I'm packing my balls in the basement today.
Good luck with your balls.

Kelly Breakey said...

Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. That's it. All of the words of wisdom I have for you today. But hey, just remember some balls are bigger than other so just don't let the big ball (your right that is funny) drop. You can live without the big ones. Okay, I guess I did have more words of wisdom. Lucky for you.

Lenny Lee! said...

hi miss candace! yikes! there all kinds of balls floatin around this place! ha ha. im glad you could find some new ones if you lose the ones you got.
...laughs and hugs from lenny

Dawn said...

Candy! Just this morning, while my husband and I had a "disagreement" he shouted: Well, haven't you got balls! And I was kind of insulted, but you've made me see that this is NOT a bad thing. So I'm forwarding this link to him so he can buy me a Dawn Has Balls AND Candyland Has Balls T-shirt for Christmas. You and your balls effing rock.

aspiring_x said...

lol! have fun with your balls! :)

Carolyn V. said...

LOL!!! The vid is awesome and the shirt rocks. =)

Jude said...

NOpe, I love yo ballz!

And yea I can't watch the vid because I'm at work :(

madameduck said...

Oh the balls the balls. It's so good to have balls, but too many can just be a hassle. I mean, if you've got too many big balls going, it can be difficult to just make it out of the house in the morning.

I feel you.

(hehe)

Now, back to my balls!

Shannon O'Donnell said...

ROFL!! I may have to stop reading your posts at school - the students are going to think their teacher is on crack or something soon! :-)

Colene Murphy said...

SO funny! I just love your blog.
And that shirt is adorbs!

thetitanproject said...

thanks for the sexy default pic

Elana Johnson said...

*grins* That is all.

Janet Johnson said...

Good luck picking up the ones you dropped. :)

Shannon said...

Okay, your hubs is too cool. =) Thanks for the laugh.

Talli Roland said...

Wow, you're all about balls, aren't you? Haha! And yeah, your hubs is cool too!

Matthew Rush said...

Balls.

Kelly Dexter said...

I WANT THE SHIRT. Love it.

"Give some balls back to your husband." - Also love it.

Vicki Rocho said...

Greatest. Shirt. EVER.

coveting.