Then, I used Google Maps to estimate the distance between home, Grammie's house, and McDonald's, called some people long distance (because it's cheaper on someone else's dime) and bought some new apps like the one where I dress up pumpkins and crap.
After that, I took 800 more random pictures of me in the same exact position and recorded 47 videos of doughnuts going into my mouth. Nomomnom.
Now, I'm gonna text Mommy to bring me more chips.
Until tomorrow, Mommy's friends, do your kids/pets/ms characters (because they're obvs in the same category...) do things you find out about after the fact?
*Upon finding this, the hubs's iPhone was confiscated and Lilliana is now planning her revenge.