Hello friends...
My name is LilliFACE and I took this picture all by myself when Mommy and Daddy weren't looking. I know how to work Daddy's iPhone better than him. What an amateur.Then, I used Google Maps to estimate the distance between home, Grammie's house, and McDonald's, called some people long distance (because it's cheaper on someone else's dime) and bought some new apps like the one where I dress up pumpkins and crap.
After that, I took 800 more random pictures of me in the same exact position and recorded 47 videos of doughnuts going into my mouth. Nomomnom.
Now, I'm gonna text Mommy to bring me more chips.
Until tomorrow, Mommy's friends, do your kids/pets/ms characters (because they're obvs in the same category...) do things you find out about after the fact?
Lilliland. OUT.
*Upon finding this, the hubs's iPhone was confiscated and Lilliana is now planning her revenge.
18 comments:
lol Son #1 likes to take pictures on my phone. I hadn't realized just how much until I looked and saw nearly 100! And most were of the floor or his finger. He's 2.
LOL! Seriously! Naughty Lilliana!!! Well, I don't have kids, but I do have a dog, and she likes to pinch my underwear when we go out and wrestle it on the balcony!
My characters laugh about my overuse of adverbs while I'm not listening. They're evil. They must be stopped.
Ha ha ha! Love it! My MS is a highly skilled naughty boy - so yes, he does things. For a while. Mwa ha ha ha! :-)
I am constantly finding out about new things my kids have done. I have six at home, and each day is an adventure. Not only am I outnumbered, but they are also smarter than I am, curse them.
Great post!
Hahaha! Cute!! Kids are crazy smart about electronics these days.
LOL! My kiddos do, all the time. Of course, it's allowed now, because they ARE legal adults. ;)
I think the iPhone is a culprit. I find many apps and pictures and videos that mysteriously appear in the middle of the night. I blame the stepmonster but it *might* be the hubs.
My sister once took my phone and texted several of my friends saying, "Ever day I'm without you feels like an eternity. I love you." And they were all like "What?" Oh when I found out that was when I started guarding my phone with my life:P
My characters mock me. Not even kidding. I'll be in the middle of writing my book and I swear one of them are always smirking and saying, "You said you were going to have this chapter done two days ago." It looks like Elena and I both need to stop our characters lol
--Lindsey
This is too funny! My daughter is slightly older than yours and she's already asking for her own cell phone. I keep telling her that Kindergarteners don't need cell phones. But she thinks she does.
Haha! I don;t have kids OR pets, so I have no one to blame things on but my husband. Poor guy.
hi miss candace! yike! im the culprit! i grab off my brothers or my sisters phone all the time. i got a lottta pictures of my thumb cause it gets in the way. i got some cool pictures of my shoes and my knee. ha ha. mostly im using it to do pictures of the raccoons. lilly is pretty smart taking all those pictures when shes just little. that eye one is cool for sure.
...smiles and big hugs from lenny
Awesome story.
My Lily called Grandpa to tell him that Dora was on at that moment, in case he wanted to change the channel and watch it at her house. This required use of my contacts list. She was 5 when she did that.
I think Candyland and Mr. Candyland better watch out, because small children learn technology faster than any adult. They might find themselves locked out of their smartphones before they know it!
(Think HAL in 2001 and being shut out of the airlock!!!)
I have a 13 year old, a 10 year old, and a German Shepherd. They do sneaky things behind my back all the time.
Haha, my 5 year old has to show me how to use Daddy's iphone. It's embarrassing.
LOL my boys do this too! The 2yr old and 5yr old ar ALWAYS taking our iPhones. And they do exactly that! The funny thing is, my 2yr old works it like a pro. How do they figure this stuff out?
Kids are seriously awesome for this. Taking your phone and while they are attempting to break it they find that your iPhone can Zoom...
Amazing.
that is one scary smart kid...can she come over and teach me how to use my stuff?
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