Okay, so no one actually calls me that and why would they? Maybe because I flatten people's faces with my fists! Um, no. Anyway...With a MUCH NEEDED vacation/hiatus starting next week, I'm going to do something a little different. First, a contest. Did I slip that in subtly enough? I'm going to link back to THIS POST, everyday this week, because I think every writer should read my word of caution BEFORE signing with an agent. For every 10 additional comments (from a follower) on THIS POST starting today, I'll choose 1 name at random to win your book of choice from the Book Depository. Contest is open internationally, and while spreading the word is optional, it's appreciated. It's really important THIS POST gets everyone's attention.
In addition, if I reach 100 comments, I will draw a winner for one of these two shirts:
Candyland account of your subject, while linking to THIS POST at the bottom of each one. Sounds good? Or are you confused? Did you take your Meds today? Uh-huh...
Re-cap: Send peoples to THIS POST. Comment yourself. Well, not on yourself, but comment also. Winners will be chosen for every 10 new comments when I return from my GETTHEHELLOUTOFDODGECATION (I don't actually live in Dodge). It's like spreading an STD. Do it and pass it on. On top of all that, tell me here, on this post, what you want me to talk about for five days. This is as easy as your Aunt Helga. Either that or I'm severely dehydrated. Could be both.
Go for it, friends. I'm waiting.