First of all, thank you to my word verification rebels. I still hit a good number of stupid a$$ mind benders that my fingers couldn't process. I tried taking a deep breath but ended up throwing F-Bombs like a mother f@cking trucker. If you *must* use it, can you tell it to go easy on me? Yeeaathanks...
Okay. So, I see this all the time. Yaaknow~all of the beautiful comment makers leave behind random questions, to which the blogee will then answer. Candyland has never done this because, well, I'm pretty much an open book (worn, torn and disgustingly honest). Alas, my sweet lovelies, aside from every Feel Me Up Friday, I wonder if there is something you've been dying to know. So, I open this thread for every ridiculous question you can think of.
Sounds easy enough, right? Well, to make it even sweeter, the BEST QUESTION gets a special post about them next week, done Candyland style (not a new sexual position) (well, it could be, but I don't know) ( I wonder...).
This doesn't have to be awkward. I'll start.
Candyland, what on earth do you smell like? Fruit? Chocolate? Man sweat?
Well, CL, It depends on the day. Id like to think I smell like a goddess with my Kat Von D Saint perfume, but on most days, when I don't wear it, I probably smell more like cat urine and child feces. And maybe even a little man sweat. Why? Who knows. Sexy, I know.
So go for it. Give me your crazy, obscene, wild, silly questions. I'm not normal, so I don't expect normal questions. Until tomorrow friends, what do you want to ask? Anything? Nothing? Something? Everything?