Thursday, September 9, 2010

Everybody's doing it and there's no better reason than peer pressure

First of all, thank you to my word verification rebels. I still hit a good number of stupid a$$ mind benders that my fingers couldn't process. I tried taking a deep breath but ended up throwing F-Bombs like a mother f@cking trucker. If you *must* use it, can you tell it to go easy on me? Yeeaathanks...

Okay. So, I see this all the time. Yaaknow~all of the beautiful comment makers leave behind random questions, to which the blogee will then answer. Candyland has never done this because, well, I'm pretty much an open book (worn, torn and disgustingly honest). Alas, my sweet lovelies, aside from every Feel Me Up Friday, I wonder if there is something you've been dying to know. So, I open this thread for every ridiculous question you can think of.

Sounds easy enough, right? Well, to make it even sweeter, the BEST QUESTION gets a special post about them next week, done Candyland style (not a new sexual position) (well, it could be, but I don't know) ( I wonder...).

This doesn't have to be awkward. I'll start.

Candyland, what on earth do you smell like? Fruit? Chocolate? Man sweat?
Well, CL, It depends on the day. Id like to think I smell like a goddess with my Kat Von D Saint perfume, but on most days, when I don't wear it, I probably smell more like cat urine and child feces. And maybe even a little man sweat. Why? Who knows. Sexy, I know.

So go for it. Give me your crazy, obscene, wild, silly questions. I'm not normal, so I don't expect normal questions. Until tomorrow friends, what do you want to ask? Anything? Nothing? Something? Everything?
Candyland. OUT.

39 comments:

Deborah said...

I can't wait to see your answers!
This looks like fun!
xxoo
Deborah

Jessica Carmen Bell said...

Right ... um ... I'll come back to you when I can think of an unusual question! :o)

Vicki Rocho said...

Oh, let's see...
(I'm trying to be really evil here but my halo is on too tight apparently...sigh)

How many piercings is too many?

Anne said...

Blogger is eating all my comments lately. Wahhh!

Anne said...

I know you smell like purple!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow?

Oh sorry, what is your go-to karaoke song?

Patty Blount said...

OMG, I think we all need seatbelts. Have a feeling your answers will knock us on our asses!

Matthew Rush said...

For you SAHM means:

Sexy AND Hot Mamma?
Special Access Hubbing Model?
Stay At Home Mom?
Super Awesome Heterogeneous Musician?
Society for Adolescent Health and Medicine?

Should I keep going?

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Oh, I'm never good at coming up with cool questions. Hence why I haven't done any interviews on my blog. I don't want to do the standard boring questions.

LTM said...

sigh. Oh, jeebus, not this dang thing again... :D I can't ask questions when I'm put on the spot like this.

OK, uhh... What are you wearing right now and why?

No?

OK, uhh... Who's your hottest follower and why? Oh, right. That's me. (LOL!)

uhh...

Who's hotter? Adrien Brooody or Matt Braaady??? BAH!!! :D

pick one.

Summer Ross said...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Kelly Breakey said...

Now I am scared. Okay here is my question.

Which is your favorite New Medicine Song because I am really liking them all.

Slamdunk said...

How many bags of trash did you generate from your move? Warning: the answer could reveal whether you all are hoarders or not.

aspiring_x said...

if you were to wipe your nose on your sleeve. would it be the left sleeve or the right?

Jennifer Shirk said...

Candyland: Do you hang your toliet paper in the over the roll or under the roll position?

Inquiring minds want to know. :)

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Can't think of anything spectacular or award winning, so I'll go with the question I ask everyone: what's your all-time, #1, very favorite, can't-live-without-it book?!

Kelly said...

Speaking of Kat Von D, here is my question.
If you were Kat Von D, would you date Jesse James or go back to Nikki Sixx? :)

Kelly said...

Here's my next question:
If you could have dessert with anyone, who would it be and what kind of dessert?
(I love my sweets!)

Jen said...

Candyland Question Time! I thought the time would never come... I've been racking my brain, really thinking... dying to ask you the best question IN THE WORLD... Muahaha, here is.

What's your favorite candy?

Bahaha, just kidding, that's total lame sauce (but seriously you can still answer, I do love candy) however I think you should be asked a different question, something with more depth (okay I'm not one for depth... but thought, one for thought)Okay here it goes...

#1

You're at the zoo, stranded, it's late and no one is around, in fact the zoo is closed and you're locked in. You need to escape and all you have with you is a pocket watch, a $100 bill & bubble gum. How do you escape?

#2

A hot actor couple (take your pick, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt, blah, blah, blah) in town have paid you (TONS OF MONEY) to start a scandal on the red carpet. You must kiss the actor on the lips and confess the affair. Only one problem, paparazzi, security and fans stand in your way, I mean this place is sealed tighter than the white house. How do you make this happen?

Hope those are good!

C.E. said...

If you had a slug that granted wishes, what would you name it?

Jessica Carmen Bell said...

If your guitar was a prophet, and it told you that you had to become a rockstar first before you could become a published author, would you be willing to give up writing until 'the' time came to start again? Be on tour, lapping up the musical stardom? Or is writing now too much of your life to think about being on stage again?

Lenny Lee! said...

hi miss candace! i got a really important question i just been just dying to know about you and here it is. if your ol granny farted way too much would you be really sweet not say anything and just get her some of those fartypants or would you just do your candyland thing and tell granny she just plain stinks?

...laughs and hugs from lenny

Talli Roland said...

Fun!

Hmm...

If it was a life and death situation and you *had* to choose one item you care about to drop in the toilet, what would it be?

Lola Sharp said...

I'm a little afraid of what we may learn here. *puts on crash helmet*

*gets popcorn*

*sits back and waits for the entertainment to begin*

Melissa said...

Ummmm... how am I supposed to compete with these questions? Especially Jen's. I'm envious of her genius.

If you could be any mythological creature what would you be? How would you woo the love of your life (who is glaringly normal)?

Jo Schaffer said...

If you could choose ONE celebrity to meet and make out with...WHO would you choose?

Nicole Zoltack said...

How would you move Mount Fuji?

DL Hammons said...

Your baby-sitting a long-time friends six year old child for the first time. You ask him to pick up some toys he left laying in the middle of the room...but he ignores you. You ask him again and he replies with, "Fuck You."

What do you do?

JW said...

Yes, I would say you are definitely, allowing yourself to be.. yourself! :) I don't have a question for you, but wanted to say, I enjoy reading your blog. Being of the serious-nature I sure can use the laughs. ;) Enjoy! Janelle

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

What is your name?
What is your quest?
And what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Sorry, I watch too much Monty Python!

Dayana Stockdale said...

Do you ever wear pink?

Kelly Dexter said...

I didn't even know I had word verification on. Huh. Now it's off.

My question:

You have to get a tattoo. On your face. You are not allowed to wear hooded garments, and you are most certainly not permitted to style your hair like Cousin It. What is your ink of choice?

Nathalie said...

Hi back Candy! Sounds like a neat, and intriguing post. Hmmm, how about...does the nature of your blog posts change with your mood/amount of clothing you wear/weather outside? Get me in a shi##y mood and I'll pick on and blog about anyone who looks at me wrong. lol

Carolyn V. said...

I think I smell like tennis shoes. Old ones. Ew.

Okay, this is a question I ask all my writer friends, because it is super important. What type of writing shoes do you wear? And do you paint your toenails to match said writer shoes? Please tell me I haven't asked you before, because I'm dying to know. =)

Erin MacPherson said...

What would YOU do tonight if you were given $100, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a rubber chicken?

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

Would you ever cover your naked body with sushi? I just watched Sex n the City (one) again...sorry...I still can't figure the fun in it????

Talei said...

Ooh I love this game - I may have to do it myself. *hastily adds to list future blog posts*

My question is - Whats your idea of a perfect evening? In or Out - your choice.

And thanks for the candylove on my blog! :)

Kelly said...

If Matt Brady was actually a vampire and Bert McCracken was a singing werewolf...who would you choose?

Robyn Campbell said...

Candy what is a hoopty? hehe

Riv Re said...

These questions are awesome...
Aw snap, the Monty Python question has been taken (several times). (Hey, I may have been born in the 90s, but I'm still a fan!)
I think I'm going to steal this idea, it's really good :)...
I'll leave this tab open on my computer and get back to you...