First of all, I'm totally giving all you I Heart Joy Like BR80: Part Two donors a standing 'O' (eww, not like that) because in just five days, I'm already about halfway to my goal. You all rock. Hard. If you haven't dug up your cushion monies to donate just $1 measly (for the chance to win $100 + concert tix), or scraped up enough to buy a sweet shirt, yet, I hope you'll find it in your heart to help the cause. I believe giving is contagious, and when you give, your heart is full. I don't care how lame that sounded either...
In honor of a FANTASMIC first week, a new shirt just for you (and Mr. Lion):
Random Fact: While grocery shopping yesterday, you might have noticed a frumpy girl in sweats with dirty-pony-tailed hair near the refrigerated biscuits. She may or may not have been struggling to hold a trashcan's worth of coupons in one hand while examining the price of said biscuits with the other. Whilst doing so, she also may or may not have knocked down the entire effing shelf full of biscuit cans. Those cans may or may not have rolled all over the floor whilst onlookers snickered and sneered...
Random Fact: I have, in fact, fallen down the stairs a 2nd time since I last posted. Knocked a picture off the wall. Grace never was my strong suit.
WHHOOOAAA! That was great. Really. All this JOY has me feeling, as Jen would say, SPARKLY! Or maybe it was your soft hands. Whatevs.
Until Monday friends, if you saw a poor, frumpy writer-type knock over all the canned biscuits, would you pretend you didn't see, help, or laugh your ass off?
P.S. New tees added to The Candyland Store. Click the banner at the top of the page to order. $5 from every JOY tee go to J2W and enter you in the contest.