Friday, October 1, 2010

Feel me up Friday: No, I'm NOT on a diet. Mind your business.

What a week.

Between phlegm, snot, and other miscellaneous bodily excrements, I'm sosososo ready for the weekend to begin. I won't bore you with the details, but let's see if you can guess what's going on, with a few clues.
Clue #1 Temporary Tats
Clue #2 New Medicine
Clue #3 7 Hours
Clue #4 Cupcakes

If you haven't guessed by now, I'm obviously going to get temporary tats by New Medicine, for 7 hours, while Brady feeds me cake in the form of a cup. No, that's not right. I'm going to feed New Medicine cupcakes for 7 hours while wearing temporary tats? Nonono. Side note: The offspring is torn. She literally can't choose which New Medicine hottie to root for...
video
Okokokokokok....so she has her mother's indecisive gene....though my choice is crystal clear:)

And what's really going on this weekend?
~Offspring's rock-themed 4th b-day party = Tats and cupcakes.
~Last show of the Rockstar Energy Uproar Tour = A 7 hour drive to see my boys of New Meds (did I mention how much I <3 them for ALWAYS putting Candyland on the list?) and it also happens to be a certain anniversary of a certain wedding date, so yeah. Today will be short and sweet.


Random Fact: I enjoy several Cafe Mochas from Tim Horton's/week. I get a medium with FOUR SPLENDA and EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM....Now, I've done the math and something doesn't add up here...And don't even get me started on when they forget the whipped cream. Do I look like I need to save a few hundred calories?.....Mind your business and make my mocha with 4 SPLENDA + EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM [please].

Random Fact: I am addicted to smelly, old man medicines like Icy Hot and Vicks. I don't just use them to coax my lover in to bed at night with my sexy scents or when I'm sore and sick, but every night. I like to feel the sting on my skin! Talk about weird...

I'm not sure if it's you, or me, but my mind is elsewhere. Maybe it's because I have too much to do before the offspring's party tomorrow, but I'm thinking it has more to do with these dudes right heeya (here we come WI):

So tell me friends, what does your nightly ritual consist of? Hexing? Wine? Adult movies? Tell me!
Candyland <3's BR80. OUT.

19 comments:

Anne said...

Why oh why is the concert on a Monday night?!? I'd so love to hop in the car and meet you there. Wahhh!

Theresa Milstein said...

Sound like you're going through something gross. Hope you're all better soon.

Have fun at the concert!

Jen Daiker said...

The hubs currently has an extra dose of vicks on his chest, and what's super weird is I kind of like the smell (when I say kind of it's because I'm embarassed, because I really like it)

Nightly rituals... hmmm, getting clothes prepared for the next day, eating a late night snack (my house I can do what I want!), giving the kitties treats so they'll shut their face long enough for me to fall asleep, oh and watching an old episode of NCIS.

My life is awesome, if you didn't notice.

Linda G. said...

Nightly ritual: wash face, brush teeth, apply lip balm, fall into bed.

Sounds like you have a great weekend on tap. Enjoy! :)

Matthew Rush said...

You should switch to Ben Gay, the most awkwardly named medicinal salve in the world. Or Tiger Balm.

Renae said...

Hope everyone is better soon!

Melissa Gill said...

Any kid who has a tats and cupcakes birthday for her 4th is going to grow up to be one cool kid.

Kelly Breakey said...

Hope your weekend is full and brimming with all things FABULOUS...oh and don't hate me but I devoted a whole blog posting to you today and didn't even get snarky that I am not in your list of "I get by with a little help from my friends." I promise I am not bitter. Oh, and don't hate me for the pictures okay? I figure we are even now. Sort of.

aspiring_x said...

cupcakes and tats? the offspring is totally rockin!!!

nightly ritual- write until my eyes won't stay open. collapse into bed. elbow the hubby in the gut so he'll share some of the blankies. :)

Creepy Query Girl said...

awesome vids! The offspring is SOO cute (takes after her mother:) Have fun frosting cupcakes and hope offspring's birthday party goes off without a hitch!

Jo Schaffer said...

I'm going to Blue October tonight! Wooot!
My nightly ritual...hmmm...
Blab until the wee hours with friends who stay around well after midnight, snack on stuff, work on my book, brush teeth...the end.
NOt necesarily in that order. (=

Carolyn V. said...

When I was little, I loved Vicks. =)

Nightly routine, brush & floss teeth, wash face, take vitamins (gross). =p

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Happy anniversary. Have a great birthday party (but even hotter anniversary).

I love the smell of Vicks too. :)

Jaydee Morgan said...

Hope the birthday party is a huge success and that the weekend is a good one where everyone feels better :)

I don't think I have a nightly ritual. By that time, I'm so exhausted, I'm almost asleep before I even reach my bed.

Lenny Lee! said...

hi miss candace! its yucky to be sick but you still got that neat humor going. i hope you get all better real soon. i wish i could come to that party. i love chocolate cupcakes!i like temtats. i got a dragon one on my arm right now. new medicine???brady??? is that someone new for you??? ha ha i know you love him!:) i hope you have a really fun weekend.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLI!!!!

...lots of love and "G" hugs from lenny

Shannon O'Donnell said...

You are too fun! My nightly ritual consists of tucking in my 3 kiddos and then watching "Dr. Who" with the hubby, followed by sports (either baseball, hockey, or basketball, depending on the season). :-)

Solvang Sherrie said...

I don't have any ritual beyond reading to my kids before putting them to bed. The other night my husband put in a movie for us to watch and then fell asleep. He seems to do that a lot -- pick a movie then not stay awake to watch it!

Jessica Carmen Bell said...

Wow! Happy Anniversary!!! :o)

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

You are a better sick woman than I...I didn't post today...I took medicine to make me sleep it off...I had ice cream for breakfast...it helped a little and again for supper...I love the smell of vicks and icy hot...but I'm not that kind of sick...

Feel better soon friend...