What a week.
Between phlegm, snot, and other miscellaneous bodily excrements, I'm sosososo ready for the weekend to begin. I won't bore you with the details, but let's see if you can guess what's going on, with a few clues.
Clue #1 Temporary Tats
Clue #2 New Medicine
Clue #3 7 Hours
Clue #4 Cupcakes
If you haven't guessed by now, I'm obviously going to get temporary tats by New Medicine, for 7 hours, while Brady feeds me cake in the form of a cup. No, that's not right. I'm going to feed New Medicine cupcakes for 7 hours while wearing temporary tats? Nonono. Side note: The offspring is torn. She literally can't choose which New Medicine hottie to root for...
And what's really going on this weekend?
~Offspring's rock-themed 4th b-day party = Tats and cupcakes.
~Last show of the Rockstar Energy Uproar Tour = A 7 hour drive to see my boys of New Meds (did I mention how much I <3 them for ALWAYS putting Candyland on the list?) and it also happens to be a certain anniversary of a certain wedding date, so yeah. Today will be short and sweet.
Random Fact: I enjoy several Cafe Mochas from Tim Horton's/week. I get a medium with FOUR SPLENDA and EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM....Now, I've done the math and something doesn't add up here...And don't even get me started on when they forget the whipped cream. Do I look like I need to save a few hundred calories?.....Mind your business and make my mocha with 4 SPLENDA + EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM [please].
Random Fact: I am addicted to smelly, old man medicines like Icy Hot and Vicks. I don't just use them to coax my lover in to bed at night with my sexy scents or when I'm sore and sick, but every night. I like to feel the sting on my skin! Talk about weird...
I'm not sure if it's you, or me, but my mind is elsewhere. Maybe it's because I have too much to do before the offspring's party tomorrow, but I'm thinking it has more to do with these dudes right heeya (here we come WI):
So tell me friends, what does your nightly ritual consist of? Hexing? Wine? Adult movies? Tell me!
Candyland <3's BR80. OUT.