Mondays are not my favorite day for a number of reasons.
1. The weekend is gone.
2. Five working days until the next weekend.
3. I'm mourning the aftereffect of Friday's show.
4. I desperately want a Keurig because my coffee maker makes crap coffee + I'm sleepy.
5. The word MONDAY makes me cringe. It even has the sound UHHH in it.
6. I have to wash my hair.
8. It's the day my cat is voted most likely to spew. Seriously.
9. I think eight reasons is good but my OCD said create nine.
But, there's always a silver lining. Mine comes in the form of a slender, bass-playing, taco-eating, Ghana-traveling, John Irving loving machine.