Well kids, it's the best day of the year...thats right, Christma....wait...oh yeah...it's Candyland's mthr fckn birthday!!! Wow. That was straight up gangsta. Or really, really white. You decide kids, but I would err on the side of the white boy. Anywho, it is actually Candyland's b-day and if you care, or dare, to ask, she is *cough* 22 *cough*.
Soooo, what did everyone get her? I got her 3 mealeyon dollas. Not really. I actually got her a day full of housework, workwork, errands, bill-paying, motherhood and a massive headache. Top that blogosphere.
The hubs stepped it up and robbed some places and now Candyland can buy some sweet shiz. You are officially invited to Candyland's virtual birthday party. You must bring a gift and something tasty or alcoholic (something like Matt Brady always works) and it better not suck or you'll end up on Candyland's black list...and trust me when I say that is a dark, dark place.
Do'nt forget to sign her virtual birthday card (aka leave a comment telling her how amazing she really is...or just leave Brady and go. Kthnnxx).
Peace out bloggos,
The Hubs. OUT.