While my writing self has taken a dramatic pause for thought, my pregnant self has taken an UHH-SERIOUSLY? moment as I ponder the giant (excuse the phrase) WANG growing in my body as we speak. I mean, I had doubts before, but after photographic evidence of my son's crazy big junk, I'm a little freaked out. It's one thing to change a diaper. It's quite another to chase a three-legged little boy around the house. At least if all else fails, he'll have job security in the adult film industry...
What's a mother to do? SCRATCH THAT. What's Candyland to do?
Well, after staring long and hard (pun and tended) at the disturbing ultrasound, I decided to do the only classy thing someone like me would do: BLOG ABOUT IT + POST A PICTURE.
Until next time, man or WOman, please tell me this is normal. Or, LIE TO ME. KThanks.
CandylandandbabySully. OUT.
19 comments:
My mind went places unimaginable... it'll always be that way while you're around.
Never thought you'd have man parts in your body did you... it's a scary thought.
My god. That thing is as big as a baby's ... wait. That joke doesn't work here.
FWIW, size matters. Not so much length as girth. TimSully Jr. clearly has both of those handled. Boo-ya-sha-ka.
Be proud Erik, be very proud.
LOL! You sure that's not the umbilical cord?
I'm speechless! Umm....well. It's definitely a boy! :)
I totally agree with Jamie!
Wow, that's all the words I have.
He is so going to kill you when he gets older and finds out you posted this. ROTFL!
Ok I am not sure if this will help any but almost nine years ago I had man parts similar to the ones growing within you. It does seem scary but it is normal. i am looking for my son's ultrasound pics so I can share. Hopefully this helps and yes he grew into it before too many diaper changes. Hang in there girl!
I'll take things I never thought I'd see for $1000!
Relax. He'll grow into it. You know... like a puppy with big paws.
A word of advice from a mom of 2 sons?
Always, always, always, always, always have the new diaper ready to swoop in and cover up the man bits when you take off the dirty one. As soon as air hits it, IT SQUIRTS. One kid got me in the mouth. I still haven't recovered.
I do not get to see the arms.. Actually, I don't distinguish anything, sorry.
But congrats mum! :)
Mum of two girls here. Honestly, I'm not laughing. Much :)
It's totally normal. In, you know, horses.
LOL I love that pic! I think I have some around from when I too had man parts inside of me! There's never any need to ask what the baby's going to be when it's a boy....men, they're obvious even inutero!
Your baby has some serious man-size parts! Hahaha I love it!
hi miss candace! yikes! you shoulda said x rated for on this post!ha ha. im just happy my little brothers got all his parts even if ones supersized. :)
...hugs from lenny
Tell Sullster I said what up, son.
Congrats! Boys are so much fun. No, really, they are.
I think that's umbilical cord. Hope it is, Candace. LOL.
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